Victim 50: Nancy Tran

*Editorial Note*: For some reason, this is the picture that comes up when I search Nancy Tran on the website....errr....seems legit.

Campout is a time-honored APO tradition, where pledges can hang out with their p-bros, pcomm, and bigs. Apparently, the sanctity of this happy time means nothing to one of our assassins, who cold-bloodedly took the young life of Nancy Tran immediately afterwards.

I would totally write more, but that face is seriously creeping me out. It's just...staring....

Seeing a weird furry monster cartoon thing in our nightmares,
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Victim 49: Melisa Li

Look at that happy, smiling face. Who could possibly do anything bad to that face? Looks like someone in our chapter, because Melisa is the newest addition to the grave.

And this assassin is so matter of fact about his heinous, terrible deed. "I killed melisa Li". That's it. No explanation, just cold murder and a casual report. *sniff*... We couldn't be prouder.

Killing people doesn't make us bad people,
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Victim 48: Matthew Chong

GLHFDD: Good luck, have fun, don't die. The standard greeting of gamers the world over. Unfortunately, looks like Matt here didn't pick up on that last bit, since it looks like the fates had a particularly nasty end for him. In a world so rife with betrayal and violence, it just doesn't do to let your guard down for one minute. And it looks like Mr. Chong here learned that final lesson...too late.

Wiping away (totally real, not faked) tears,
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Victim 47: Steven Tse

I thought APO was supposed to be a kind, welcoming organization, but it looks to me like all we're doing is killing off our newest members! Shame, shame, shame on this fine pledge's killer.

Nah, who am I kidding. IT'S SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST! Looks like another one bites the dust....


Herp a derp,
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New Immunity!

A Stuff Animal!

Victim 46

This person needs no introduction. She's a dear FRIEND(s) :D

Anywho, this bomb pcommer was killed in cold blood on a national holiday

PEGATRON DAY.

What was once a day of celebration will be a day of mourning.

lets all sing a sad tune and drink some coffee in her honor

Sincerely,
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Victim 45 

Jenny Muliawan

Now just a trophy on our assassin wall. Jenny Muliwan was just chillin at kips when all of a sudden from under the pool table...
A NINJA STAR!

need i say more?

girl be dead but she'll be remembered

XOXO

Sincerely,
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