Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Victim 50: Nancy Tran



*Editorial Note*: For some reason, this is the picture that comes up when I search Nancy Tran on the website....errr....seems legit.

Campout is a time-honored APO tradition, where pledges can hang out with their p-bros, pcomm, and bigs. Apparently, the sanctity of this happy time means nothing to one of our assassins, who cold-bloodedly took the young life of Nancy Tran immediately afterwards.

I would totally write more, but that face is seriously creeping me out. It's just...staring....

Seeing a weird furry monster cartoon thing in our nightmares,
Assassins Chairs

Victim 49: Melisa Li



Look at that happy, smiling face. Who could possibly do anything bad to that face? Looks like someone in our chapter, because Melisa is the newest addition to the grave.

And this assassin is so matter of fact about his heinous, terrible deed. "I killed melisa Li". That's it. No explanation, just cold murder and a casual report. *sniff*... We couldn't be prouder.

Killing people doesn't make us bad people,
Assassins Chairs

Victim 48: Matthew Chong



GLHFDD: Good luck, have fun, don't die. The standard greeting of gamers the world over. Unfortunately, looks like Matt here didn't pick up on that last bit, since it looks like the fates had a particularly nasty end for him. In a world so rife with betrayal and violence, it just doesn't do to let your guard down for one minute. And it looks like Mr. Chong here learned that final lesson...too late.

Wiping away (totally real, not faked) tears,
Assassins Chairs

Victim 47: Steven Tse



I thought APO was supposed to be a kind, welcoming organization, but it looks to me like all we're doing is killing off our newest members! Shame, shame, shame on this fine pledge's killer.

Nah, who am I kidding. IT'S SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST! Looks like another one bites the dust....


Herp a derp,
Assassins Chairs

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Victim 46


This person needs no introduction. She's a dear FRIEND(s) :D

Anywho, this bomb pcommer was killed in cold blood on a national holiday

PEGATRON DAY.

What was once a day of celebration will be a day of mourning.

lets all sing a sad tune and drink some coffee in her honor

Sincerely,
Assassin Chairs
Victim 45 

Jenny Muliawan
Now just a trophy on our assassin wall. Jenny Muliwan was just chillin at kips when all of a sudden from under the pool table...
A NINJA STAR!

need i say more?

girl be dead but she'll be remembered

XOXO

Sincerely,
Assassin Chairs

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Round Three

On Halloween I post this. I do such a thing for a reason. Because with the last and final round approaching fast SHIZZ IS ABOUT TO GET REAL

Blood will rain and on a day like today when spirits and goblins come out to play

Here are the new rules!

WEAPON: Saying their full name aloud from behind and stealthily placing a hat on their head.

Remember the same rules can't be seen and full name must be said.

IMMUNITY: Citrus Fruit fight assassins and fight scurvy (assassins>pirates)

Happy Huntings

Assassin Chairs XOXO

Open Season List (not to be hunted until targets are sent out)
  • safety zones and immunities apply.
  • it’s a list of all the assassins that did NOT complete their missions >:(
  • This is the list for all the serious assassins to have a chance to rack up POINTS!
  • It’s a free for all target list
  • Same safe zones apply ex. No assassinations in class, official aphio business, etc.
  • You can use the immunity
  • BUT if you want to get off the list you have to assassinate another undead person. 
  • If you're name is red you're dead
  • If you're dead you're red :D
Tiffany Wong
Anne Wu
Chris Bennett
Tiffany Tran
Carmen Yung
Joseph Kao
Eric Zhao
Hye Yoo
Rachel Palmer
Jamie Hum
Dominic Tsang
Tannia Soto
Chelsea Nguyen
Sarah Vidovic
Krista Kracher
Christy Tran