Victim 44

Elizabeth Sabiniano

I don't even know! How can someone squash this adorable mantis! D:
But in the game of assassins one must steel themselves.
This adorable buggy was murdered the moment she thought she was safe
poisoned by halloween candy!
she should of realized it wasn't halloween yet!

SO SAD :(

Sincerely
Assassin Chairs

Victim 43: Ryan Fong

Why do the good die Fong? (Getitgetitgetit?) Another victim to the hungry blade of one of our last assassins. As the game nears its inevitable conclusions, the competitors get fiercer, and the casualties get even more tragic. Guess that fancy Roll Call dancing wasn't enough to distract Ryan's executioner. And if that didn't work, are any of us truly safe?

Skipping through the meadows, stabbing all the way,
Your Assassins Chairs

Victim 42: Letitia Liu

Ladies and gentlemen, Tits is dead. Are dead? The grammar is kind of fuzzy on that one. But anyway, one less player on the fields of death.

Wiping away fake tears of regret,
Assassins Chairs

Victim 41: Christopher Ching

The thug life is a hard life. A world of guns, hot cars, and fast women. Guess fame has its price in this day and - what? Wrong Chingy? Hm. Oops?

Hoping you won't get blood on your clothes,
Assassins Chairs

Victim 40: Justina Liang

After a long day of midterms, all the little Bobkitty wanted to do was hang out with people at HallCarn Prop Making (without signing up). Little did she know that one of our sneaker assassins was lurking about in the shadows. One brotherly hug later, we have another body to add to the stack.

P.S. Relevant Picture Caption: Guess some balls are just too big to swallow!

With Sadistic Pleasure,
Assassins Chairs

Victim 39: Jane Tam

Why do the good die young??? Well, I guess one could argue that the corpse in question wasn't exactly good, as her blade was already steeped in blood. So let's just call it karma.

Something wicked this way comes,
Assassins Chairs

Victim 38: Justin Devera

Body rolls for dayzzzzz! Unfortunately, Justin's body roll(ed) into the ditch (hurr hurr, puns are still funny, right?), and another assassin climbs the ladder to success.

GLHFDD,
Assassins Chairs

Victim 37: D-D-D-DEREK YOUNG

Nomnomnom. Another dead body means another successful assassination. One more tally on the body count, as a testament to brotherly love....

Disclaimer: We Assassins Chairs do not advocate eating your targets after assassination.

Victim 36:

Looks like another undead fatality (the semantics are kind of confusing on this) to add to the growing pile of corpses' corpses. Looks like this gives a whole new meaning to "pushing up daisies," right? Get it? Get it? No? Oh. Ok. Well.

The killer came up from behind and just...just...*ulp*. No, it's just too horrible. Anyway, suffice to say that another undead has been killed.

Wishing you good health and plenty of cathartic stabby-stabby,
Assassins Chairs

Victim 35

It's a tough life, being a zombie. Shufflin' around, looking for juicy delicious brains to get your nom on. The least you can expect is some time to enjoy life's (well, death's...well, un-death's) little pleasures, like a sweet cup of boba. Right?

WRONG. Christopher Wen-t straight to the grave, and this time for good, as one of our plucky assassins went in for the kill.

Assassins take heed: this latest killer is one to watch out for.

With lots of potentially lethal love,
Assassins Chairs

Victim 34

Guess what?

Jason Tran has been assassinated once again and given as sacrifice for a revival spell!

Watch out assassination someone is coming back and they're not happy

Sincerely,
Assassin Chair

Victim 33

Polly Luu

Pcommers death :( the moment pledges can get revenge >:D

Poor Polly a victim of occupation

Sincerely,
Assassin Chairs

Victim 32

Yong Yu Xie

Oh dear! The Assassin Guild's boss is dead! OH MY WHAT WILL WE DO?!
How could she fall of that bridge OH NO!!!!
TT^TT TEARS! WAAAAAAHHH
who will be the new leader of the assassin's guild i wonder~

hmmmm.. I guess it'll just have to be us

You'll be missed yong yu and will lead this guild with pride

Sincerely,
Assassins Chairs

Victim 31

Andrew Cai

It always a shame when a big is killed because their visiting their little.
rest easy knowing you'll have best big ever on your tomb stone

Sincerely,
Assassin Chairs

Victim 30

Daisy Chan

This sexy Harry Potter got caught up in dark magic and is cursed to be a Daisy!

we're still looking for her unfortunately :(

If you're in a flower patch listen close because you may hear

MY NAME IS DAISY LIKE THE FLOWER!

and if you do bring her to the assassin's guild immediately please :)

Sincerely,

Assassin Chairs

Open Season List (not to be hunted until targets are sent out)

• safety zones and immunities apply.
• it’s a list of all the assassins that did NOT complete their missions >:(
• This is the list for all the serious assassins to have a chance to rack up POINTS!
• It’s a free for all target list
• Same safe zones apply ex. No assassinations in class, official aphio business, etc.
• You can use the immunity
• BUT if you want to get off the list you have to assassinate another undead person. 
• If you're name is red you're dead
• If you're dead you're red :D

Tiffany Wong

Alan Dang

Anne Wu

Chris Bennett

Risa Kan

Tiffany Tran

Todd liou

Carmen Yung

Christopher Ching

Joseph Kao

Robert Yu

Benjamin Le

Derek Young

Eric Zhao

Hye Yoo

Rachel Palmer

Jamie Hum

Dominic Tsang

Timothy Chun

Yoyo Tsai

Gupreet Heer

Letitia Liu

Karen Wu

Ryan Fong

Christopher Wen
Sarah Vidovic
Preston Chan
Tannia Soto
Chelsea Nguyen
Tiffany Tran
Krista Kracher
Christy Tran

ROUND 2

Immunity - textbook (work out your mind and your body)

Assassin's weapon - A bear hug from behind and saying their full name

Same safety zones as before

Revivals - 

•For those that are dead and those that are on the undead list that want to get back in the game

• your target will be steven tse for pledge and jason tran for actives
• all immunities and safeties apply

Open Seasons list - safety zones and immunities apply.

• it’s a list of all the assassins that did NOT complete their missions >:(
• This is the list for all the serious assassins to have a chance to rack up POINTS!
• It’s a free for all target list
• Same safe zones apply ex. No assassinations in class, official aphio business, etc.
  •You can use the immunity
  •BUT if you want to get off the list you have to assassinate another undead person. 
  
  
  
  

Victim 29

Assassin Note

Hi I killed Jeff when he was at Admin bonding at John's Ice Cream. He talked about how he was going to die anyway because his target always carries a spoon. Please don't give me his target.

Sincerely, Assassin Chairs

Victim 28

Nicole Lee

Assassin's Note

I killed nicole after quidditch when people were taking pictures and she was just standing with her fam

Sincerely,
Assassin Chairs

Victim 27

Steven Tse

In this hunting circle of life. There are some that rise above the others becoming the best of the best. Steven was on of those. But he got caught in a ditch and passed :(

it happens to the best.
Watch out guys you're never 100% safe

Sincerely,
Assassin Chairs

Victim 26

Tannia Soto

Another fatality at the quidditch match. Another fatality while someone was taking pictures! Tannia out of kindness decides to help take a group picture. She drops her spoon to pick up a camera and the moment she turns her back...
BAM
assassinated

Sincerely,
Assassin Chairs

Victim 25

Karen Ko

Assassin Note

Hi I killed Karen Ko after Mid-semester Forum! We talked about stuff that wetn down during midsemester forum!

Sincerely,

Assassin Chairs

Victim 24

It was a terrible bear riding accident. Everyone told him not to go! That bears are not a creature to be messed with and well.... He's on this blog for a reason.
they were right and the bears were tough
Let that be a lesson to not mess with the CAL BEARS

Sincerely,
Assassin Chairs

Victim 23

Katie Chen

This busy bee was to busy to notice that her assassin was creeping up behind her and counting the seconds until ten minutes past. She was having a fun time with her fam taking pictures and what not when it happened....

ASSASSINATED. 

Sincerely,

Assassin Chairs

Victim 22

In a terrible face painting accident Tony Le was pushed off a cliff. why was there a cliff next to a face painting booth? We still wonder to this day. All we know is that Tony Le was the best looking target of them all with his posh face paint.

Sincerely, Assassin Chairs

Victim 21

I killed Vivian Nguyen after nike marathon service on friday. She tried to run but couldn't run far enough or fast enough.

Sincerely,
Assassin Chairs

Victim 20

Austin Shieh

It was an unfortunate go cart or whatever is going on in this obituary pic. Any who it was a tragic accident and he will be missed. His breaks were somehow broken or perhaps cut who knows

Sincerely,

Assassin Chairs

Victim 19

Patrick Wong

The assassin just walked up and killed him

Sincerely,
Assassin Chairs

Victim 18

Jason Tran

Assassin's Note~

I killed Jason Tran during Mid-semester forum. He was not signed up and I was like "YES IT'S MY CHANCE", so yeah. He was trying to be a good sport about it, but you can tell..:D assassins are never forgiven..O=D

the best assassins leave a note :)

Sincerely,
Assassin Chairs

Victim 17

Annie Ferguson

A seating duck :( Got murdered after PR2
How could someone assassinate such an adorable person?
Our assassins tough as nails!

Sincerely,
Assassin Chairs

Victim 16

Jennifer Bi

Right after HallCarn Prop Making. Think of the children! You'll be missed Jenn Bi

Sincerely,
Assassin Chairs

Victim 15

Derek Wang

Let him make peace with his deities because now he's dead. Got nabbed while picking something off the floor.

Shizz goes down when you least expect it.

Sincerely,

Assassin Chairs

Victim 14

I killed jeff ma when we were walking on sproul to get jamba juice

between class 

Assassin's note~

sincerely,
Assassin Chairs

Victim 13

Got my target Susan Guan. I killed her when i went to her house. She was setting up for our bonding and turned her back to me so i took the chance I had and killed her. 

Skills~

Sincerely,

Assassin Chairs 

Victim 12

Killed on sproul walking away from hot spot. Be a badass keep going to hotspot. IT'S WORTH IT. BECAUSE YOU'RE WORTH IT.

Sincerely,
Assassin Chairs

Victim 11

Rita Nuevo

I killed Rita Mae Nuevo today outside Dwinelle when she met with her big, Stephanie, for din din hehehehe

Cold blooded killer!

Victim 10

Killed Jason Nguyen at 251 Dwinelle on Oct 8th. He was talking to cindy with his back facing the door side so I killed him right theree MUAHAHAHA LOL

Assassin chairs get sleepy sometimes and lets the assassin do the talking 

double thumbs up until murder :/

Sincerely,

Assassin Chairs

Victim 9

Her head prepped and served on a platter at the SLC. Up until her killer snagged her she was firmly holding her spoon but sadly a text got in her way for immunity when she placed the spoon down and piked up the phone. :(

Don't text and hunt

Sincerely
aSSASSIN chairs

Victim 8

I assassinated my victim Jennifer Pham. I knew that she was in Cal Rally Comm (as am I) and I got here at the TREMENDOUSLY AMAZING UCLA game that we had this Saturday. Post-it on dat rugby! This was of course before I had to get to my other mission.

GO BEARS!

AHHHHHH! so refreshing! an assassin with spirit AND writing skills. Can't get much better than this :) 

We assassins only take the best of the best get on these dudes LEVEL!

Sincerely,

Assassin Chairs

Victim 7

James Wang was murdered on Center and Shattuck at approximately 1:46 PM.

Before his death, James was a happy man; he had just returned from a

service project at Tildon Park, and was ecstatic from knowing that he had

helped to prevent the impending dominance of an invasive weed species. His glee was his downfall, however, as was blinded by the rapturous delight

that filled his soul moments before his death. As James was sharing a

laugh with his trainer, he was murdered by his ex-floormate, who

mercilessly stabbed him from behind.

A message from the assassin himself. Here at the assassin guild we appreciate such initiative. Well done assassin. you won a gold star from the guild

Sincerely,

Assassin Chairs 

Victim 6 PCSP Death

Another service death :( Going out to do a good deed and help the community only to meet an untimely end. At least she went out doing a good deed.

We never know when it'll all end. So go out and hug a fellow brother/ makes friends that's the best thing to do :]

Sincerely,
Assassin Chairs

Victim 5 The Bitter Boba

Jeff Swartwout

On a lovely little family outing to Sweathearts this Jeff was expecting only bonding, friendship, and delicious boba! BUT all he got was DEATH. Somehow arsenic got into his boba ending this family outing on a bitter note.

MWAHAHAHAHA :D win was heard in the distant background. Could it have been the voice of his killer? who knows

Be careful what you drink and who you trust

Sincerely,
Assassin Chairs XOXO

Victim 4 "Hiring Accident"

Mary Horng

While Mary was happily hiring today she met with an unfortunate "Accident" that left her dead.

Who's to say one of our assassins did this? 

but for now it's a mystery~

watch our boys and girls you never now when and "accident" is waiting for you right at the corner

Sincerely yours,

Assassin Chairs XOXO

Victim 3 ... 

Jeff Zheng 

Right before PCSP this dude got hit.
he dead
.....
this picture :D

P.S don't forget we're BLOOD BROTHERS so bond a bit after wach slaughter.

Happy Huntings
Sincerely yours,
Assassin Chairs XOXO

Victim 2 The Turtle and the Hare

Diandra Prayitno (redundant ^)

So unsuspecting, she started her day off well. Woke up, brushed her teeth, did her daily life shizz but then her comes the quidditch logistics meeting. Thinking everything would be fine she enter this meeting with no spoon and no protection. Little did she know her killer was waiting. Constantly, checking the clock wanting to strike fast but was patient.

And we all now how the tale of the turtle and the hare goes ~

She was struck down right after the ten minute mark. So sad

Once again my little hunters and rabbits watch your back.

Sincerely yours,

Assassin Chairs XOXO

Victim 1 The first drop of blood

Debbie Yan

Seems like this victim was trying to get out of the game with her head still attached to her shoulders. But unfortunately for her she didn't get out fast enough. She was stabbed in the back while working on her international database (aka chinese homework)

Poor girl didn't even see it coming~

Well my assassins and targets don't forget to watch your back

Good luck

Sincerely your,
Assassin Chairs XOXO

ASSASSINS

MORAL CODE AND RULES OF CONDUCT

There are four rounds they begin at each CM. Don't forget to kill your target before the next round or you'll be added to our UNDEAD list. And that sucks. That's basically purgatory. 

First rule of assassins -  DON'T TALK ABOUT ASSASSINS
just kidding! I just wanted to make a fight club reference. you can talk about it all you want just make sure your target or your target's entourage doesn't find out.

Second Rule -  There are safety zones that we must all abide by. Ten minutes before and after class, work, office hours, ten feet within Hot Spot and any official APHIO business. By that I mean no murders during fellowships, service, fundraiser, or pretty much anything on the calaphio calendar.

Third Rule - IMMUNITIES you must be holding it in your hand. Like be so freaking obvious with it.

Fourth Rule - DON'T FORGET TO EMAIL US @ : assassinsaphio@gmail.com when you murder your target. Tell us how you did it and where. Within 24 hours we'll send you your next target. Also don't kill your next target until you get the email.

Fifth Rule - BLOOD BROTHERS!!!!!! we're a brotherhood! so talk and get to know your target or assassin once the awkward dies down. I know that may be hard but yah know. you'll grow as a person for it :)

PRIZE - free banquet ticket!

ROUND ONE

For this mission my lovely little assassins all you must do is kill your target by writing their FULL name on a post - it note, STICKING it on their back UNSEEN, and SAYING their FULL name allowed as you stick it on.

IMMUNITY - your immunity item for this round is a spoon. It can be any kind of spoon. Metal, plastic, measuring, etc. Just be obvious with it.

 Don't forget to email us your kill and telling us how you did it and where so we can quickly send you your next target.

And like always, Happy Assassins! And may the odds be ever in your favor!”