James Wang was murdered on Center and Shattuck at approximately
1:46 PM.
Before his death, James was a happy man; he had just returned
from a
service project at Tildon Park, and was ecstatic from knowing
that he had
helped to prevent the impending dominance of an invasive weed
species. His glee was his downfall, however, as was blinded by the rapturous
delight
that filled his soul moments before his death. As James was
sharing a
laugh with his trainer, he was murdered by his ex-floormate, who
mercilessly stabbed him from behind.
A message from the assassin himself. Here at the assassin guild we appreciate such initiative. Well done assassin. you won a gold star from the guild
Sincerely,
Assassin Chairs

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